'Rating: 1/5. Room filled to brim with semen, and when front desk clerk opened mouth to talk, bedbugs poured out.'

"Hotels", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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'Rating: 1/5. Room filled to brim with semen, and when front desk clerk opened mouth to talk, bedbugs poured out.'