Well, sex is like a velociraptor: despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, unlikely to be found in your house.

"Brontosaurus", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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Well, sex is like a velociraptor: despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, unlikely to be found in your house.