Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart.  Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock?  Fuck coconuts.

"Fuck Grapefruit", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.