Remember the CPS 2000, the super soaker that was discontinued because it was too powerful? Relatedly, can I borrow your tuba?

"Slide Trombone", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

Alt Text

Remember the CPS 2000, the super soaker that was discontinued because it was too powerful? Relatedly, can I borrow your tuba?