I was going to get you an alarm clock that occasionally goes off randomly in the middle of the night, but you can ignore it and go back to sleep and it's fine.

"Stanislav Petrov Day", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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I was going to get you an alarm clock that occasionally goes off randomly in the middle of the night, but you can ignore it and go back to sleep and it's fine.