If I were trapped on a desert island, and could have an unlimited supply of any one type of apple, I'd be like, "How did this situation happen?"

"Apple Spectrum", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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If I were trapped on a desert island, and could have an unlimited supply of any one type of apple, I'd be like, "How did this situation happen?"