<p><img src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/typical_morning_routine.png" alt="Hang on, I&#x27;ve heard this problem. We need to pour water into the duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent. That will definitely make this situation better and not worse."></p>
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<p>"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1518/">Typical Morning Routine</a>", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License</p>
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<p>Hang on, I've heard this problem. We need to pour water into the duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent. That will definitely make this situation better and not worse.</p>

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Typical Morning Routine


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