"iOS Keyboard", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License
More actual results: 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]', 'Revenge is a dish best served [by a group of people in my room]', and 'They may take our lives, but they'll never take our [money].'