(six hours later) ARGH. How are these stupid microchips so durable?! All I want is to undo a massive industrial process with household tools!

"Shouldn't Be Hard", by Randall Munroe, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License

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(six hours later) ARGH. How are these stupid microchips so durable?! All I want is to undo a massive industrial process with household tools!